PANDA PORN


What I do to keep you all up to date with what is going on in China beggars belief.

Recently I read -in the Chinese press –  about the latest initiative in the battle to get panda’s to procreate.  Bare in mind that most adult male pandas like nothing more than sitting around munching on bamboo, and the adult females are much the same.

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They are the couch potatoes of the animal world.  The idea of conjugal relations hardly ever enters their heads.

So some bright spark came up with the idea of Panda Pornography!

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I kid you not… apparently male pandas when shown video footage of other pandas getting it away, get the idea and become more sexually active.

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Yes, that is the plan; actually it is quite an old plan and has been active for a year or two. And it has had some results, but not overwhelmingly good results.

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The new twist is that a ‘well known pornography website’ has offered cash rewards to its members if they will dress up as pandas and indulge in some ‘Panda porn’  then post it on-line to help male pandas to get their mojo going and do the biz.

Honestly folks, I am not making this up!

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What ever it takes, if it results in more baby pandas, I’m all for it!

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About herschelian

Recently moved to Beijing from London - its all new to me! Trying to learn Chinese, and what makes this city tick.
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5 Responses to PANDA PORN

  1. Jennie says:

    More baby pandas – whatever it takes – though I am definitely NOT volunteering D and I for the panda porn website!

  2. Delia Charton says:

    Whaaaat??!! Ha ha ha ha!! xxx

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    271, Main Road Eastcliffe Hermanus 7200

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  3. camparigirl says:

    This is funny. I read that pandas are lazy and tend to have sex as little as couples married for a few decades but panda porn?? Only in China.

  4. herschelian says:

    Sorry that this post is full of typos, grammatical errors etc – will be less sloppy next time for sure.

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